Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don't have the recipe!
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don't have the recipe!
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it? A: with a thought.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.
Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
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