Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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