Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.
Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
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