Dumb Blonde Jokes

By Tristan Boahn


Q: So why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Use First.

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: How could you know if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to find the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.

Q: What's the distinction between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know the number of men went down on "The Titanic".

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Q: What does a blond along with a beer bottle have in keeping? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Simply because they go answer the doorway.

Q: How about we blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Simply because they can't fit 8 glasses of water in the little packet.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it had been pregnant because missed a period of time.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What can you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? A: The rear of her head.

Q: Why do good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.



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