Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To disguise the valve stem.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q: How can you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: As they do not have the recipe!
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Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q: How will you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it's mine?
Q: How will you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both find themselves in the gutter.
Q: What's what my blond neighbor wrote at the base of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How will you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.
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Q: How will you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on screen.
Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To disguise the valve stem.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart? A: They have no blondes.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q. Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A. They're doing research on black holes.
Q: How can you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: As they do not have the recipe!
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Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q. Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A. Because she got an F in sex.
Q: How will you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it's mine?
Q: How will you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday!
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both find themselves in the gutter.
Q: What's what my blond neighbor wrote at the base of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How will you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.
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Q: How will you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on screen.
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